Thursday, February 21, 2008

Heard any of These?

This is great. Out of Ur has a post on Canadian sermon types:

The Hockey Fight: Staggers unsteadily, swinging wildly, but lands a punch or two.

The Igloo: Goes 'round and 'round until a final capstone is dropped in.

The Curling: Kind of incomprehensible, but everybody seems to have a good time.

The Maple Syrup: Boils source material down to about 1/50th its starting volume.

The Mountie: When it's most dressed-up, it doesn't arrest anybody.

The Lacrosse: Fast, hard-hitting, and it's hard to see the points as they're made.

The Canadian: Overly apologetic.

The Snowmobile: Loud and a bit obnoxious, but takes you places you otherwise wouldn't go.

The Beaver: Dams everything in sight.

The Maple Leaf: Has 11 points; always ends up falling to the ground.


I've heard a lot of "The Curling" and "The Mountie", but I'm probably most guilty of "The Lacrosse."

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Blogger "Ms. Cornelius" said...

In my few attempts, I tended to The Lacrosse, sad to say. And I've only been to Canada twice....

Sunday, February 24, 2008 9:51:00 PM  

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