I Might Be a Proverbs 31 Man, Too

Check this out, at LarkNews.com:

'I'm a Proverbs 31 husband all right,' says Jack, then quotes Proverbs 31:6-7: 'Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish; let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more.'

'That's my permission to crack open a cold one,' Jack says, having a Coors after dinner.